I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
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Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
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My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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