Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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