i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
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If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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