She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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