Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
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