No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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