That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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