I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
It's blow job season.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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