I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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