Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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