Your tits are I can't wait for
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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