This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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