hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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