I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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