There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
My brain says no but my pants say off.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
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I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
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I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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