How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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