I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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