I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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