u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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