please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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