do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
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There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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