I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
