Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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