I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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