we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
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it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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