I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
