Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
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Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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