flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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