I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
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kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
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may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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