I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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