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____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
if only i could text you this smell
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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