He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
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if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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