Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
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the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
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Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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