i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
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So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
a search helicopter?!
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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