Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
You've changed since you got that strap on
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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