I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
there is glitter all over my balls
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