yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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