come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
third nipple confirmed
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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