whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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