How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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