I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I know her cup size but not her name....
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