call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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