If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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