This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
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Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
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I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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