love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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