Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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