sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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