Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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