just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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