Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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