They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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