You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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