So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Randomize
