Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
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Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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