We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
PANTIES FOUND
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