he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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