remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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