Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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