Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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